To
the Tooth Fairy: A note from a distressed little girl -
"I
am so sorry my mom threw my tooth away and gave me a twenty 'R' note. I hope
you get this or if you do not, then you ar not real nd my childhood shatterd.
From
J
"I
hope"
To
the tooth fairy"
What
will you do when this happens?
At
least I have contacts in very high places and received the following reply
(yes, did you not know The Tooth Fairy now has email and other modern
technology):
From:
Representative of The Tooth Fairy <thetoothfairy@email address>
To:
H Gibson <email address>
Sent:
Sunday, June 14, 2015 2:00 PM
Subject:
Fairies exist
Please
forward to J.
Dear
J
We
have been made aware of your note.
Please
do realize that, although we do not show ourselves, our realm is very real and
Fae Folk do exist. Some in our dimension and some disguised as normal people.
Your
mother is one such a person. She is a combination of many things, including
Fae, therefore do not just believe in us, but actually sees us and communicates
with us.
Due
to unrest in countries on Earth, as well as the poor quality of teeth, we had
to scale down on our open operations, relying on believing parents to provide
us with the substance that ultimately gives us sustenance.
Yes,
contrary to the general belief system, we actually feed off the calcium in
teeth. Human teeth used to be the best source of calcium but had degraded
through the use of chemicals such as fluoride which is a harmful substance to
us, stripping us of our powers and energy.
In
the countries where it is tradition to make an offering ceremony with teeth, we
allow the parents to provide the negotiated amount to the child. We do still
collect all teeth, including 'lost' or 'thrown out' teeth and have specialized
units who's sole task it is to collect these lost teeth.
Please
do not be angry with your mother. She has her own worries and cannot get around
to everything. As she is a special person we were made aware of your specific
tooth (which was duly collected - from the dustbin!)
In
future, we have given her permission to directly collect the tooth for us and
keep it in safeguarding until we can send someone to collect it.
When
you are an adult with your own children. You can either keep the teeth in
safeguard (sort of like a storage bank) or throw them out. They will be
collected and incorporated into our dimension. It is up to you what you wish
your child to believe.
There
is no need to teach them about us. Many people do not believe. It does not make
us any more real than vampires or werewolves. Stories always start somewhere,
in an experience of something. Stories become legends and legends turn into
stories until no-one can remember what is the actual truth. And this is
alright.
I
hope you will still believe in us and that there is magic in this world, even
if it does not look like it. Enjoy the bit of childhood you still have left. It
is tough being a grownup.
We
watch over you, as your guardian does, as your special mother does. Never feel
alone. We are around, for you are one of us too. A kinsman, a child of a
fairy-person.
All
our love
Sianella
Your
local Tooth Fairy Representative
RSA
Western Cape
Result
- a happy little girl!
